The Onion Oversized Unisex Tote

WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU?

For our latest collaboration, we're proud to partner with The Onion to launch the Headline Collection. Two iconic, satirical voices have joined forces to raise awareness and provoke conversation.

This tote is the perfect receptacle for the sunscreen you’ll forget to reapply, the chocolate-covered pretzels that will melt into one disgusting ball, and the copy of Moby Dick that’s gonna have grains of sand stuck between the pages for the remainder of your life. Don’t schlep to the beach—or whatever Midwestern lake you settled for instead—without it. 

• 100% of net proceeds from this product will be donated to the Mental Health Coalition.
• Oversized tote bag
• 100% Natural Cotton
• Hand wash cold
• Imported